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Topic/Postby Tormeron » 23 Sep 2014, 17:06

Another release of the Daily gnomish newspaper!
Daily Gnomish Newspaper wrote:The missing eye has been found!

The bartender at the Slaughtered lamb in Stormwind has recently notified the city guards that he has found an eye of someone in one of the cask of ale in the blue recluse.

He wishes to complain that it is unhygienic nor proper for a bartender to serve drinks that are tainted by dead organs.

The Blue Recluse bartender wishes to let all know that he has no idea how this eye has reached the cask in which it was. He also wishes to know who has placed a dead eye in one of his casks.

The Blue recluse has been shut down for business until the issue can be resolved.

Officials have that wish to remain anonymous say "Without further proof that the eye was placed in the cask in malicious intent we shall have to close the blue recluse and judge the owner by these allegations"

The Elwynn forest is on fire!

An anonymous group has recently been responsible for starting several fires in the forest mostly close to Goldshire, Stormwind and the logging site.

With guards spread thin to try and stop the next attack on the forest not many guards can go about finding this mysterious fire starters.

The local goldshire guards are asking anyone willing to help to report to them about this.

Abducted?

A group of human children have been bathing down the river next to the entrance to Westfall, 2 children went missing as of yesterday, a ransom note has been carved on the families houses. Westfall militia is busy trying to find the one responsible for this horrible act.

No bodies have been found as yet, according to Westfall officials "At this stage of the operation not much can be done to save the children, we have a lead as to who has the kids but we are unable to pinpoint their location."

Night elves protest in Stormwind!

Several night elves have been protesting throughout the city about the fire starters that have yet to be dealt with. Several Night elf officials say this would have never started if the people would teach the young to respect and work with nature.

The night elven protest shall be blocking the way in and out of the keep until further notice, please try not to be on your way to the keep for the upcoming time.

Royal guards are on the spot keeping the night elves from rioting.

In other news:

A duckling has been saved from drowning by the Stormwind fishermen community!

There are rumors that a draenei individual have been lurking about the king for several days after visitation hours!

Rabbit season is officially over!

Duck season has started!

The ducking which was saved by the fishermen community was shot down by a hunter due to duck season.

There are rumors that a storyteller has been spotted a few nights at the blue recluse, might that storyteller have been part of the plot to put the blue recluse out of business?

The Rhyme and Punishment cult are up and about causing trouble by recently selling drinks at the blue recluse, surely there might be a link between them and that eye.

Shortage of fish in the canals? Fishermen have complaints that the fish count in the Stormwind canals have been lower than usual
Lilandris wrote:Liandrix' words not mine, but Tormeron is a god apparently. Probably a bit like Loki.

serendipity wrote:Reason: Potato.

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