The Mithril Guard turns nine!

[Gergel]

To avoid being cooked (by Tormeron or other interested parties) and/or eaten raw/alive (by various voracious creatures who, for some reason, happened to be roaming the area, including a wolf, a panther, a human-leopard-thingy, an undead monstrosity and a tiny little bunny rabbit).

The bodyguard also provided a dish for her from which she could drink wine. Turkeys and bottles do not really mesh very well.

Gobble.