Guess that reference went 'woosh' over my head then. :P
Either way, this looks like it's in order then. So unless any of the other officers have anything they'd like to ask(?) I'll ask you to track down an officer for an in-game interview.
I'm currently away on Christmas holiday myself and therefore unable to be one of the potential officers to poke (at least until the 4th or 5th or so).
That being said, look for any of these dubious characters:
Serendipity
Shevron
Alwynn
Toot
Fereth