(This is an introduction for my goblin character that I wrote in the official forums, and thought that since I got into the trouble, might as well post it here too. By the way, read this as if watching a movie trailer)
[Tense bass line begins playing, with quick-cut views of the Undermountain]
Don LaFontaine: Laissez Faircog was a successful young goblin economic advisor.
[Close up of Laissez walking down a row of offices with a satisfied grin on his face]
Don LaFontaine: He had it all. Money, women, charm, and a promising career in front of him.
[Quick cuts of him enjoying a decadent lifestyle and closing important-looking business deals]
Don LaFontaine: However, the spirits of Earth and Fire had.... other plans...
[Scratching record sound cuts the bass line. The volcano erupts. Fast drum beats accompany scenes of fleeing goblins. Close up of Laissez looking shocked and unable to react]
Don LaFontaine: But what he thought was his end...
[Soothing violin music. Laissez is washed ashore, unconscious. At the edge of the frame, a hoof appears]
Don LaFontaine: Was just the beginning...
[Laissez, covered in a rug, sits opposite a tauren shaman on his campfire]
Tauren: The spirits of water brought you to me, young one.
Laissez: I am pretty sure it was the tide...
[Music builds up to a more inspirational tune. Montage of the two walking along ridges, viewing amazing vistas in New Zealand, and meditating]
Tauren: There is a world you cannot see. A world you cannot touch. The world of the elements. But if you are willing to listen, they will speak to you.
Laissez: But I am just an economic advisor, why would I care about what the fire or water or pudding or whatever it is you worship has to say to me?
Tauren: You will find that the elemental spirits come in many forms. You might have even been hearing them for a long time now, but didn't know who the voice belonged to.
Laissez: You don't say.....
[Record scratch. Upbeat hip-hop background music starts playing. Panoramic view of Ogrimmar, and quick cuts of various landmarks as if viewed by a moving car. Finally, cuts to the Auction House, where Laissez, wearing shamanistic clothing is seen sitting down in the middle, and meditating between totems]
Laissez: (In a trance-like voice) Wool cloth prices.... rising.... Arcanite..... will briefly fall, but merely price correction....
Don LaFontaine: This Spring, get ready for a Shaman with an attitude!
[Cut to Laissez as he turns to face the camera]
Laissez: Oh, I am a financial shaman, but you can also call me a witch-investor.
Don LaFontaine: Who is not afraid to fight for his beliefs.
[Laissez talks to a large crowd in the central plaza]
Laissez: People of Ogrimmar! You must cast down the chains of oppression! Your clan-based, meta-hunter-gatherer society cannot support a healthy economy! The Spirits of the Market yearn to be free!
[Cut to Laissez fleeing from an angry mob]
Don LaFontaine: It's the Economancer! (Rated "A" for "Awesome")