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Torm's guide on friends

PostPosted: 03 Nov 2013, 13:47
by Tormeron
Ladies and gentlemen of the crowd,

Here are some tips Tormeron gives while choosing your friends:
1. make sure the person you wish to befriend is an actual living or undead entity
Greetings Rock, i will be your friend!


2. Make sure the living or undead entity is for the same faction as you
Greetings Orc...
Eh, what's with the swords...
No, i really do not think that's friendly to roast me alive


3. Make sure your new friend is not simply a mindless drone
So... tell me about you!


4. Trees make stable friends, but that's about it

5. be careful of people who say words such as "LOL" "ROFL" "WTF" or any strange words which are not in the common vocabulary
Rofl lol u inv me now!


6. a person who tries to stick a sword in you is not a good friend

7. a person who tries to roast you using fireballs is not a good friend

Thank you for being part of the crowd!
Have a nice day with no soup.

PostPosted: 03 Nov 2013, 13:55
by Juste
These are good guidelines.

PostPosted: 04 Nov 2013, 01:33
by Lilandris
Juste wrote:These are good guidelines.


Quoted for truth!

PostPosted: 04 Nov 2013, 08:20
by Finna
FTW LOL! *nods*

PostPosted: 04 Nov 2013, 08:39
by Shevron
Tormeron wrote:6. a person who tries to stick a sword in you is not a good friend


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PostPosted: 04 Nov 2013, 09:58
by Tormeron
I am happy you all liked it!

PostPosted: 04 Nov 2013, 13:05
by Gergel
Tormeron wrote:1. make sure the person you wish to befriend is an actual living or undead entity
Greetings Rock, i will be your friend!



#1: [Pet Rock]
#2: 'Ello, bottle-o-booze! Ah wants ta be ya best friend! ... Ah dink ah gon' drink ya now. ... Ah need a new friend.

Tormeron wrote:2. Make sure the living or undead entity is for the same faction as you


I would rather put it "not from a hostile faction", as you can find plenty of living or undead entities from neutral factions.

PostPosted: 04 Nov 2013, 13:14
by Tormeron
Gergel wrote:I would rather put it "not from a hostile faction", as you can find plenty of living or undead entities from neutral factions.

Smarty pants!
:E