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Topic/Postby Gergel » 26 Mar 2018, 19:19

Elves are very very very dense.
In multiple ways.
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Topic/Postby Shevron » 27 Mar 2018, 07:35

So using the same cliche used in space documentaries for neutron star density .... how much does a teaspoon of elf weigh?

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Topic/Postby Gergel » 27 Mar 2018, 09:24

By my calculations, approximately 1.1 ~ 1.5 kg.
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Topic/Postby Shefaia » 27 Mar 2018, 10:09

And according to my calculations, for comparison, one teaspoon of London bus weighs around 0.5g.
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Topic/Postby Shevron » 27 Mar 2018, 13:31

Shefaia on 27 Mar 2018 10:09 wrote:And according to my calculations, for comparison, one teaspoon of London bus weighs around 0.5g.


I think you should revise your elf's weight :P
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Topic/Postby Shefaia » 27 Mar 2018, 18:51

My elf doesn't have a largely empty upper-deck, so she's bound to be denser than that.
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Topic/Postby Serendipity » 27 Mar 2018, 20:58

Neutronium bones, obviously!
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Topic/Postby Cherwina » 10 Apr 2018, 11:37

If it's any help for anyone, from the WoWRPG book:

Night Elf: Female = 174 - 318 lb | Male = 184 - 324 lb

I have all the base races and High Elf and if I find the right box I also have Draenei, Worgen, Pandaren and Goblin. (Other Elf variants use the High Elf chart).

If anyone wants me to put up the basic bits from the 3 editions of the RPG, I can. They are surprisingly interesting.
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Topic/Postby Shefaia » 10 Apr 2018, 14:18

Thanks! That's interesting (if slightly less fun). Perhaps Kal'Dorei tons are about 11 lbs - that would put my 17t in the right range.
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Topic/Postby Pepple » 11 Apr 2018, 16:07

I for one applaud this elf for her remarkable honesty, and wish to go lifting then power eating with her.
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