The Rinu Fizzlespark Christmas Special

What it says in the title. Slow learner aren't you?

Topic/Postby Tiermaya » 13 Jan 2008, 17:57

The Rinu Fizzlespark Christmas Special

Okay so it's christmas Eve 2007 and I got a little bored. So i decide to parody the old poem The Night Before Christmas starring Rinu. Decided to move it here so it wouldn't be lost.

‘Twas the night before Winter Viel, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In the hopes that Great Father Winter soon would be there;

The Rhymers were all nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of epic loots danced in their heads;
And Volnip with his horns, and Rinu in her ire,
Plotted sinister schemes involving fire;

When up on the roof, came quite a din,
Rinu sprang from her chair, thinking it a Paladin;
Away to the door she flew like a flash,
Tore open the door and broke into a dash;

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When what to her twitching eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer,
With a stocky old driver, so lively and quick,

She knew in a moment it must be a trick,
More rapid than eagles her anger came,
And she ranted and chanted, and summoned demons by name;

“Now Nazola! Now Hukgarth! Now Volnip and Thoolum!
With powers so dark and vile, march forth and thwart ‘em!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now kill them! Kill them! Kill them all!”

As silly fools who anger wizards fry,
When they meet with and obstacle, on dark wings fly,
So up to the house-top the demons flew,
To the sleigh full of gifts, and Father Winter too.

And then, in a twinkling, she heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each monstrous hoof.
As she closed the door, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Father Winter came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
But to Rinu, did madness swarm back,
And he looked like a Paladin all ready to attack.
His armour how it twinkled! His shield so round!
His holiness taunted her, A’dal’s faithful hound.

His smug little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was white as snow;
The handle of a poker she held in her hand
And evil encircled her head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook with mocking laughter, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, like a sack full of corn,
And she laughed when she saw him, her voice full of scorn;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Showed that he thought, he’d nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He filled up her stocking; even though Rinu’s a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
She sprang to the fireplace, to her stocking she stole,
And there nought did she find, but a big black lump of coal,

Burning with rage she did exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“I’ll get you Father Winter, in a year on this night.”
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Topic/Postby Kayora » 25 Dec 2011, 10:14

Wanted to bump this four year old post.. Merry Christmas!
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Topic/Postby Tiermaya » 25 Dec 2011, 11:51

I'd forgotten this. Brings back memories.

Merry Christmas.
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