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Water incident

PostPosted: 27 Jun 2012, 09:42
by Tormeron
The dead man book wrote:It was a sunny day,
the birds chirped on their respectful trees.
Hundreds of peasants went out to the streets with pitchforks.

They walked up the streets in relative silence,
when suddenly, a warlock appeared in the middle of the street by magic.
The peasants ran for him, and killed him quickly by...


Tormeron shaked his head to clear the horrid book's description of the man's death, he climbed off his bed, putting his fuzzy pink rabbit slippers.
Walking down the stairs to the living room he poured himself a glass of cold water from the new gnomish invention which he has recently bought.

The Tapmaster3200 is supposedly bringing the freshest water in the world without using a pump straight to your local Tapmaster.
after a sip Tormeron poured the water in his glass to the iron flowers he painted just a week ago.

TapMaster Commercial wrote:TapMaster 3200
Because quality of water does matter!
You won't find the same taste of water anywhere


Tormeron silently said to himself "at least they got the taste like none other"

PostPosted: 27 Jun 2012, 09:58
by Gergel
There was a mighty bellow: "A HERB!"

...

And Tormeron's flowers were no more.

PostPosted: 27 Jul 2012, 12:24
by Tormeron
You stole my painted herbs?

PostPosted: 27 Jul 2012, 13:00
by Gergel
It was a drunk (this, obviously, is the default state and should not even need to be specified) Coalbrow. What do you expect? He'll only notice that the flowers are made of iron later when he gets around to brewing potions. If even then.