As old gnome engineers say (or at least some of them called "programmers"), a long (9-months duration) and complex algorithm finally resolved into one simple incrementation: VangarValenthas++...
To be exact (staying away from all this technical mumbo jumbo) - my first child was born today (around 8:15 Azeroth time). 2 point 8 kilograms (or 6 point 23 pounds) - crying all its way out. Emily Valenthas has joined our party.
So - my wife (Atka Valenthas) and me, have decided to take a little break from Azeroth (and the famous Outland - awaiting us patiently...). The reason is simple: there is a lot of complex and difficult quests awaiting us Outside... (for example: "In the search for a lost pacifier...", "The Arcane art of fighting with diapers...", and so on...)
I hope, that one day, when "The Beast" fall asleep, we could find a chance to sneak out for a while, and visit Azeroth again. So if RnP forgot about me when this day would come, I will knock few times on the Pig and Whistle's door, make few rounds around Stormwind Trade District and give a poke to as many of you, fellow Rhymers, as I could find (without losing my fingers of course )...
Till then... Farewell and good luck on your travels! May your bags be always full of treasures (hopefully not in the moment when powerful "drop" appeared ;-) )... And, of course, be always cautious with gnomes! Who knows what device they invent in the nearest future! (May the gods look after us, when such dangerous event happened!)
Vangar Valenthas
"The man of many greetings...(and sometimes farewells too )"