Whaddya know? It's that time of the year already.
<goes up on the stage>
Thank you thank you.
First of all, I would like to thank by mom and dad, this wouldn't be possible without them.
I would also like to thank the air that I breathe, for supporting me for all these years and also the water for being there in times of thirst.
Of course, the clothes that I wore throughout my growth took a major role on not letting me embarrass myself in front of others, so I could not thank them enough. Food... food was also important, so thank you.
Friends and family, thanks for putting up with me, you guys rock.
<orchestra starts playing the "wrap it up" music>
I would also like to thank medicine, science, education.. err... TV and internet ... err... Oh! Of course, the Rhymers, you know who you are you silly gits, I couldn't forget you, could I? If you weren't there for me, I would have been a much more sane person than I am today.. and who wants that anyway?
<sexy lady to escort me out of stage shows up and orchestra goes louder>
Who am I forgetting? ... Oh.. my cats .. all that have passed through my life. Bathrooms, thank you for putting up with my shit. Music in all its glory..
<sexy lady grabs my arm>
Hey there sexeeeeh lady, nice shoes, wanna f <microphone sound gets cut off>
THANKS EVERYONE, NOW HAVE SOME CAKE BECAUSE I'M 100y OLD AND DONT HAVE TEETH!