I seem to have accidentally altered the timeline during one of my most recent adventures, so now we're currently in a universe where I won't be able to make it tonight. Instead, I'll be getting drunk.
If you are cold, it will warm you. If you are too heated, it will cool you. If you are depressed, it will cheer you. If you are excited, it will calm you. NOW SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!