So Rhyme and Punishment comes out of a bar...

[Serendipity]

Yah, that's right.

So fill your boots if you want to do the 30th, otherwise I'll be happy to come along on the 7th.

[Finna]

Kay, what time? I'll put it on our calendar so our new dwarves can have a go as well

[Lilandris]

Usually starts off at 20:30

[Gergel]

At some point in the near future when Thelarwen manages to confront Lilandris and Serendipity simultaneously, something like this will take place:

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"I recommend that in the future you personally manage the barkeep position," Thelarwen tells Serendipity. "While I have observed you consuming your stock on multiple occasions, you have always been reasonable and moderate, and have never attempted to attack your customers because of your own state of intoxication."

Thel turns to Lilandris (who might or might not start blushing deep blue at those words). "Although I was not specifically requested to perform security duties at that time, I took it upon myself to keep the peace in the bar and outside of it. I would like to believe that, despite the certain... comments and actions... committed by the then-current representative of the management, I managed to successfully uphold order.

"Therefore, my invoice for services rendered. Two fistfights completely avoided: twenty gold pieces each. One fistfight which admittedly began with an unexpected blow at an innocent bystander, but which nevertheless I prevented from escalating further: ten gold pieces. The total comes to fifty gold pieces."

Thel stares at Lilandris with her usual neutral countenance. Lil probably makes a somewhat more expressive... expression and starts digging in her wallet.

"That was a joke," says Thelarwen, still maintaining her emotionless appearance and tone.

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Something like this:


(And now I realize that the way I'm playing Thel is a helluva lot like EDI.

[Tormeron]

It was on the 30th? damnit!

[Claresta]

I'm kind of interested in knowing what happened now and who attacked who.

Unfortunately I had to leave early and at the time it was more dancing than fighting.

[Gergel]

Lilandris got into a fight with Tessliana. I think Tess was mocking Lil's drunken dancing on the bar top.

First they tried to duke it out in the cellar, but Thelarwen intervened by stepping between Lil and Tess and holding them back. (Death Knight. Sober. Heavily armoured. Strong.)

Then they tried to take it outside, but once again Thel was annoyingly in the way.

Finally Tess managed to throw a punch, but in her drunken haze she mistook the unfortunate Iryana for Lil (a Draenei is a Draenei) and hit her instead. At that point Thel managed to intervene once more.

Then Aroona arrived at last and took the very drunk Lil home. Tess kinda-sorta melted away, and Thel gallantly escorted the (also very drunk) Irinya to Lakeshire (which was a very nice and calming walk, and I'd like to think they bonded a little).

[Shevron]

Good think I wasn't around.

Tessliana's character needs a good strong noose around her neck, and a push off SW's walls.

[Claresta]

I can see it now...

The Lohan family approaches RnP and requests that any further trouble be avoided or we shall lose our pub license. Such things are more suited to the pig!

Well at least Clara didn't stab anyone.

[Lilandris]

In Lil's defense, it was more of a "friendly" fight with Tessliana. Mostly out of sport and petty settlement of a petty argument. There's no hard feelings between them. It was also at the end of the evening when Lil got drunk (due to Clara and Irinya's horrible dancing, she maintained she wasn't nearly drunk enough to witness something like that).

But yes, Lil got more drunk than intended and things got out of hand

At least we sold a lot of Nethergarde Bitter and Slammers!