Application Form: Blorgh

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Topic/Postby Blorgh » 16 Feb 2015, 20:26

Application Form: Blorgh

::: In-Character Application Letter :::

Application Letter:

Do not remove

Me Blorgh.

Blorgh want in guild. Blorgh hear guild good. Guild have goat and cheese.

Blorgh like goat. And cheese.

::: Character Details :::

Name: Blorgh

Gender: Male

Race: Ogre

Class: Dancer

Level: Blorgh very level, no fall over on either side.

Is this your main or alt?: Blorgh only Blorgh in world.

Current main and secondary specialization: Smashing. Dancing.

Current primary and secondary professions: Cooking goat. Eating goat.

Realm: Moonglade

Amount of time you have been on this realm: Blorgh sad: Blorgh no remember how many years ago Blorgh come from Outland.

Did you start the character on this realm, or is it a transfer? If transfer, from where?: Blorgh come from Outland.

Current guild you are part of, and previous guilds you have been in (if any): Blorgh was part of ogre tribe.

Background of previous guilds: Ogres boring. Smash human. Smash orc. No want dance. Blorgh leave boring ogre tribe.

Since when have you been playing WoW?: Blorgh remember before orcs turned green and went through big magic door.

Do you know, or have been referred by, a current member of RnP?: Smelly elf. White gnome.

::: Player OOC Details :::

Real age bracket: Blorgh not very young, not very old.

Your country of residence: Mountain

Your level of English: Blorgh speak good.

What kind of a player are you in terms of time spent online?: Blorgh too big to walk on line. Blorgh fall off of line.

::: RP Details :::

Races / classes / factions your character hates or is "at war" with?: Blorgh only smash people who want smash Blorgh.

How knowledgeable of the Warcraft lore are you?: Blorgh know many things.

Your favourite WoW area, and why?: Grassy place in Nagrand. Many goats. Goats taste good.

Your fondest RP memory: Blorgh dance for many people. People like Blorgh dance.

Why did you choose Rhyme and Punishment?: You cook good goat.

Why do you think that we should invite you as a guild member?: Blorgh dance for you!

Are you willing to attend guild meetings?: Yes

Are you willing to attend guild RP events?: Yes

Any thoughts or questions you wish to ask the guild?: Blorgh can have goat now?

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Topic/Postby Serendipity » 16 Feb 2015, 20:48

Blorgh.
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Topic/Postby Pepple » 16 Feb 2015, 22:47

I like it.
Shevron wrote:(that came out larger than I expected)
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Topic/Postby Lilandris » 17 Feb 2015, 02:50

I approve.

Also, are you related to Lunk the ogre, by chance? I danced a conga with him once.
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Topic/Postby Alwynn » 17 Feb 2015, 07:36

10 outta 10 :Q
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Topic/Postby Shevron » 13 Oct 2015, 09:11

Was this ever followed up?

Is the poor Ogre still waiting?
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Topic/Postby Serendipity » 13 Oct 2015, 10:14

Blorgh.
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Topic/Postby Lilandris » 13 Oct 2015, 12:08

We tried giving him an interview, but he just acted slightly unresponsive and kept eating a goat.
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