Torm's guide on friends

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Topic/Postby Tormeron » 03 Nov 2013, 13:47

Torm's guide on friends

Ladies and gentlemen of the crowd,

Here are some tips Tormeron gives while choosing your friends:
1. make sure the person you wish to befriend is an actual living or undead entity
Greetings Rock, i will be your friend!


2. Make sure the living or undead entity is for the same faction as you
Greetings Orc...
Eh, what's with the swords...
No, i really do not think that's friendly to roast me alive


3. Make sure your new friend is not simply a mindless drone
So... tell me about you!


4. Trees make stable friends, but that's about it

5. be careful of people who say words such as "LOL" "ROFL" "WTF" or any strange words which are not in the common vocabulary
Rofl lol u inv me now!


6. a person who tries to stick a sword in you is not a good friend

7. a person who tries to roast you using fireballs is not a good friend

Thank you for being part of the crowd!
Have a nice day with no soup.
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Topic/Postby Juste » 03 Nov 2013, 13:55

These are good guidelines.
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Topic/Postby Lilandris » 04 Nov 2013, 01:33

Juste wrote:These are good guidelines.


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Topic/Postby Finna » 04 Nov 2013, 08:20

FTW LOL! *nods*
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Topic/Postby Shevron » 04 Nov 2013, 08:39

Tormeron wrote:6. a person who tries to stick a sword in you is not a good friend


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Topic/Postby Tormeron » 04 Nov 2013, 09:58

I am happy you all liked it!
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Topic/Postby Gergel » 04 Nov 2013, 13:05

Tormeron wrote:1. make sure the person you wish to befriend is an actual living or undead entity
Greetings Rock, i will be your friend!



#1: [Pet Rock]
#2: 'Ello, bottle-o-booze! Ah wants ta be ya best friend! ... Ah dink ah gon' drink ya now. ... Ah need a new friend.

Tormeron wrote:2. Make sure the living or undead entity is for the same faction as you


I would rather put it "not from a hostile faction", as you can find plenty of living or undead entities from neutral factions.
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Topic/Postby Tormeron » 04 Nov 2013, 13:14

Gergel wrote:I would rather put it "not from a hostile faction", as you can find plenty of living or undead entities from neutral factions.

Smarty pants!
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